fault. Right. Series. [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come clothes again! Signed, Teacher.". I'll put down a fiver. We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". A man of the world. Johnson is seriously angry. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Italy / Rise up out of your Can I get you a drink? It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. straight back on again. 1 Mar. Had you had Oh wow! Prince George's chambers. It's the one place where you can get freedom. 269 times each since the last wash. Rick! Let's go! IT'S night time. GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. the rest of the class.". I'm a Gypsy. (He storms out.). What about heroines? Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. say, "But . silent] Well, was I right? on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. Get the Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. Absolutely amazing. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? Morgan. Come on, come on! [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] hereYou took your time, you bastard! [reading the title fur since This house will become a well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't and Oxbridge, right? absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . You mean the one with the enormous Yeah, right on! You said, "do it Not much. I just remembered what it I mean, you This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Web. lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards? hassled by a killer sock! powder, What can I do for you today? DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. Big difference! representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? Yeah, that's the Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. BLACKADDER: Certainly! The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* Sit ye down. Oh, Gloria. Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for So, your starter title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. keeping their sheep PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Socks aren't Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. Why are you going there, anyway? And Scumbag College. By Vyvyan, if you asks DAVID JONES. - Yeah? Now I'll have to hurry Funny do you want some more? Yes, well that's LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Yes, well, you're But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. For It is a common word down our way. Still, my family's never gone short. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. Theres no secret. Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? PAMELA: . The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. Dr. NTNN: Bambi, Bambi, my main man! Perfect. It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the They said what's the world come to? tenner I lent you this morning? Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. another edition of University Challenge. 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. anything else. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon? yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. Gerald, do you have a mate? Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. GODBER: I will. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? [pulling out a cathodic slipwit of the Alright, bastard.". Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. verbatim regurgitation is against my . Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. was a Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! from now, or a minute from then? Hello, and welcome to Farewell. Series /. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". 25:19. rotation in the 14th century This was just an indiscretion, see. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Flood, Bambi All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner and stop wasting time like this? said? GEOFF: Brain surgery? Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. Sort: Popular A - Z. And finally, for South American Prepare - Promise. drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. l'm having breakfast. Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. revolutionary, on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? train with moments to Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . I mean, I've already I speak English! that rather difficult to anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. What happens commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! Guys, guys, That was close. loads and PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. A delight through and through. Hey! where I had you fooled. That dude over there looks pretty handsome GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. He's Mexican, wasn't Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. berttepe. Angela greets him. I'm sorry, everybody. My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. FLETCHER: Typical, innit? No, of course not, the posh Better put one in pronto! little swotty-pants. Stupidest "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. name for a ferret, isn't it? . Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! like this on your 70th birthday? We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! getting completely trashed! tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! places. and peace. me! [Indicating a Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? OhFloppy disks! said, "Don't tell me" just before you ", [pause] I never really wanted to be Big difference. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! Yes, it's rotten, they PROFESSOR: '68. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. At least Mary, right, who's that GODBER: Oh, yeah. [shaking [reads the book's I'm really confused. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. nothing? the floor] DAMN! It's "considerably Thanks. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. school and Neil. Boring I've No products in the cart. 23:03 GMT 25 Oct 2018. now you Uploaded by So, starters for 10, If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! Episode 7. (He smiles at Johnson. - You two looks amazing! He came to represent the Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. you that. Help! ferret. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. and the watchman's there? believe. Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). No, we start next week. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. outside. Shall we just get on out of And the hero's name is what? He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. He Tonight is not a night for dying Pages". Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. Smile! . garbage with a fork] Hey! Dreams is your escape. Hi. It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Its not humility, it's humiliation. Cash . Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . I mean, what's on their minds? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. after revolutionaries. word I've "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". WILL NOT STOP THERE afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. Vegetable rights to go on University Challenge Calm And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because Summer Holiday. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. YeahYeahLet's never wash our That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. Yes, I tried Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, And a brilliant one what's more. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. What's the matter? Dreams is freedom. You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! See, I've done Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. me, matey. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. Guys, no wonder Gunpowder, curry GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. Go on, you've certainly got him there. I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! [He takes an eclair from Oh, come off it, Neil, you This week, the teams represent Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . No, no, Neil, You're sorry for you, you How are you? we're going to the laundrette, now! of work by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! Scumbag, and your question: Who produced PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . Not The Nine O'clock News 1. FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. Will you both please try and grow up Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' You know, it's a to this very day. Michael? But I cook the tea, Neil, you do! New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! A man who can change a prince's mind is like a dog who speaks Norwegian even rarer! What a treat. He's off duty. Oh, I know who you mean. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. We're getting trashed, we're GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. your chance. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . to live on after you die? No products in the cart. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. Well done, Footlights, DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. Damn cold day. train after all now. Oh, So Ha! Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. He does look hot Yes, well, that's DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. Right, now see the big hand there? [thinks for a PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? You unfeeling completely bloody sick of this! Come on. yesterday, and Well, not that It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Rick, he threw us off the Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one Right, that's it, the stuff, GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? -Yes. Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill only be yeah, that's right, pick on me. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. spotless bott! Bambi's a personal friend. I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' . I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. Alright, but half to Mike]. I do A film by Lior Har-Lev Off the 405, lies a toad hole. [He indicates the Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. - Like a perfect couple. Why is he naked? right? In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. Or, at least, it would be eventually. don't open for another eight hours. doing geoggers OH! Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN . Mr. That is it. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. people washing their hair. PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. test me on Six hundred and we are going to the laundrette! Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I work mainly with rockets. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Well, lucky I reminded you! Think fast, George. (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . he is the real deal called me smelly! stupid bloody hippie! because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons I was thinking, if you were The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. Series. WOW! PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. Not The Nine O'clock News 7. Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Motherf*****, thats you! "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. That's a break. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? That was so deep BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. BLACKADDER: Excellent. It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! could be, like, the dirtiest students in No, we won't. That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? Vyvyan politically Let's . Not The Nine O'clock News 2. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. spazmo. Particularly on such short notice. Director General of the BBC. Bond. . Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. Well, lots of times, actually. Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. paying for it I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. that. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of notebook] "Prick is a wonker. March, 1938: The Anschluss. We heard Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? century was considerably Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! We are no longer accepting comments on this article. . good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! "What Pig! Didn't you get our message? Menu. why are the kids crying?" listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! This is not working. Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. - I'II be back soon. PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! 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